Men have a sophisticated system when it comes to their clothing. If a man wears a shirt for just one hour, he doesn’t want to toss it in the clothes hamper. I mean, it is practically clean! One hour worn! Men apply this same highly developed system to all levels of clothing cleanliness.
Women on the other hand, often do not understand such a technically well thought out system of clothing cleanliness. So, I will break the Man Code and reveal to you today how to determine if something needs washing.
 This shirt is practically brand new! Extremely clean, but has been worn once or twice. |
 Thought about wearing it today, but not sure. |
 Semi-clean, worn for less than two hours and only in air conditioning. |
 Wore it today but didn’t sweat, so might wear it tomorrow. Or Thursday. |
 Raccoons have licked it and I wore it the entire day. Most likely won’t wear it tomorrow. |
A very observant woman might notice that the closer the shirt gets to the floor, the less clean it is.
So there you have it ladies!
PS: This is Dart’s wife. He can wash his own dang clothes!