Two nuns are driving through a dark forest in an old European country. It is the middle of a moonless night and darkness and fog blur the road.They are dressed in full habit including large silver crosses hanging from their necks.
The route turns into a small winding dirt road, when suddenly out of the trees a vampire jumps onto the bonnet of their car! The nun driving jerks the car left, then right then left again trying to shake the vampire off the car. Nothing works as the vampire snarls through the windshield at them.
Suddenly the nun driving turns to the other nun and says, “Show him your cross!!”
So the nuns rolls down the window and sticking her head outside she screams,
“Get the Fuck off our car!!!!”