Bitchen Corn Flakes

Two twin brothers John and Jake,  wake up on their 12th birthday.  John says “We’re grown ups now! We can curse like adults!”

They go down for breakfast and their mom says happy birthday boys! What would my sons like for breakfast?

John says “Ah just give me some of those son of bitchen corn flakes!!”

There is silence in the kitchen  for a moment, and then mom backhands him so hard he winds up laying on his back on the kitchen floor.

Mother turns to Jake and sweetly asks, “Jake, what would you like for breakfast?”

Jake looks at his brother still laying on the floor crying and turns to his mother and says, “Well, you can bet your ass I don’t want any of those bitchen corn flakes!!”