Category: Humor

I need a hat

As a new author, I think I need to purchase a hat. Below are pics of some writers wearing hats.   Joel Rosenberg             George R.R. Martin Ernest Hemingway Kurt Vonnegut Tom Wolfe Mark Twain Langston Hughes Hermann Hesse                

Ten ways to be positive in a negative world.

Seven ways to be positive in a shitty negative world. I think most people would agree the world today is a stressful and perhaps scary place. We have a pandemic, shortages of certain groceries, sky high gasoline prices, housing prices insane, massive insane conspiracy theories swirling about, Russian threatening the largest land war in Europe […]

Nymphomaniacs of America Convention

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat, as it was the only empty seat on the plane!   This amazingly beautiful woman sat down right next to him! […]

Bitchen Corn Flakes

Two twin brothers John and Jake,  wake up on their 12th birthday.  John says “We’re grown ups now! We can curse like adults!” They go down for breakfast and their mom says happy birthday boys! What would my sons like for breakfast? John says “Ah just give me some of those son of bitchen corn […]

How to tell if a man’s shirt is ready for the laundry.

Men have a sophisticated system when it comes to their clothing. If a man wears a shirt for just one hour, he doesn’t want to toss it in the clothes hamper. I mean, it is practically clean! One hour worn! Men apply this same highly developed system to all levels of clothing cleanliness. Women on […]

Blonde Joke #3

One may have to ponder this one for a second… This story takes place back in the old days, when milk was delivered. A young blonde left a note for her milkman asking for 40 gallons of milk. Surprised, he knocked on the door and asked her if she really wanted 40 gallons. She replied […]

Two Old Veterans

Two very old war veterans were walking down a sidewalk toward each other, both of them dragging their right foot along the ground.  Neither of them was moving out of the way for the other, but they kept walking straight toward each other. Eventually they were right in front of each other, nose to nose! […]

IF YOU MARRY AN IRISH GIRL

Three friends got married:   The first man married a woman from Italy. He told her that she was to do the dishes, house cleaning, laundry and cooking. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second […]