OK, this folks, is a true story. Last Monday I took my car into Meinake for service. In the same parking lot is a bagel shop where I usually wait. The coffee is much better than at Meinake.
I was working on a short story on my tablet but could not help but overhear the interaction between customers and the restaurant order takers behind the counter. Note this takes place during the Pandemic of 2020, so everyone was wearing face masks.
Customer: I miffle, mumble,mumble baffled squirrels.
Order Taker: Whaaaat? Say muffle deer. snot.
Customer: No. I aunt muffle garbled creamed checkers.
Order Taker: Mumbled buffy leotard.
I fall off my chair laughing!