Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water.
Their boss texted Jill to come down and meet him in the office.
“What’s up boss?” Jill asked when she met him.
“Jill, times are really tough these days. I am afraid that I am going to have to lay you or Jack off.”
Jill was taken aback and yelled, “We buddy, ya gonna have to jack off then, you pervert!”